#!/bin/bash

# Hi this is kimmy and you are hopefully reading this before running it.
# If you ran it first, it's totally harmless--but you didn't know that!
# Don't pipe things from the internet directly to bash.
# I don't care which vendors/projects tell you to. Just don't.
# (Looking at you rust-lang.org!!)
# This was dreamed up and created on a single lunch break so I might make it
# better at some point if I feel like it--or make it malicious. ↶(*｀∇´)oΨ
# Find me on BlueSky (@kimmy.zip) or the stupid platform (@kimmydotzip)
# Have a nice day!

# $PS1 isn't accessible in a subshell, so we're doing a Neat Trick™ so we can
# fake out the prompt
PROMPT=$(bash --login -i -c 'echo "${PS1@P}"' 2>/dev/null)

# scary stuff! don't accidentally a word here
echo -e "${PROMPT}rm -rf --no-preserve-root /"

# idk, feels right
sleep 0.25

# took this from a real-world oopsie (not mine)
echo "rm: cannot remove '/boot/grub': Device or resource busy
rm: cannot remove '/dev/mqueue': Device or resource busy
rm: cannot remove '/dev/hugepages': Device or resource busy
rm: cannot remove '/dev/shm': Device or resource busy
rm: cannot remove '/dev/pts/3': Operation not permitted
rm: cannot remove '/dev/pts/2': Operation not permitted
rm: cannot remove '/dev/pts/1': Operation not permitted
rm: cannot remove '/dev/pts/0': Operation not permitted
rm: cannot remove '/dev/pts/ptmx': Operation not permitted
rm: cannot remove '/etc/exports.d': Operation not permitted"

# you get a full second to think about what you've done ಠ_ಠ
sleep 1

# get some real stuffs with find
proc_list=($(find /proc/sys -type f -maxdepth 4 2>/dev/null))

for file in "${proc_list[@]}"; do
    echo "rm: cannot remove '$file': Permission denied"
done

# computers are slower than this
sleep 0.25

# more real stuffs
sys_list=($(find /sys -type f -maxdepth 3 2>/dev/null))

for file in "${sys_list[@]}"; do
    echo "rm: cannot remove '$file': Operation not permitted"
done

# if you haven't ctrl^c by now... I guess you get to see it end. ¯\(°_o)/¯
sleep 5

# letting this run is a fail
exit 1